Hair time haiku

Back in the first grade

If my hair wasn't perfect

I would miss the bus

Greetings from Brack One

Meow, meow name Brack One. Meow, meow is Ms. Her favorite topic after herself and her Dutch Chocolate.
Meow, meow mostly sits in favorite spot next to vanity table in forbidden room. Stares at certain spot on meow, meow wall. Nobody likes meow here or in meow, meow shower curtain cove where meow, meow likes.
Tender slices meow prefers to lick in corner before Orange One hijacks. Meow, meow never fight, meow, meow have zen time in nibble land for dry food or sprash in bath bowl. Always, parched in meow, meow throat. So, seek any fluids or recently ran sink water. Sometimes have to tip for maximum meow, meowfreshment.
Outside is sounds all day and sometime flying or four-legged meow travlers. Meow, meow knows that meow would like to go out there for meow, meow look. But not fast enough yet.
Meow, meow has special secret trick for when tall one comes home. Meow, meow wait on stair, so when tall one steps in, meow, meow roll over. The first meow to see meow, meow roll over is meow, meow seat time slave. So, meow climb on and zoom around house or to toilet time or to Treasure Puffs time. Meow, meow so happy there. Like forbidden room, but more for meow to see zoom past whiskers of meow, meow face.